THE DIARY OF ONE MISS FREDDIE FACILER

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[on the bedside table, there is a pile of papers ripped off the notepad. they are covered in notes, written in a neat hand.]

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WEEK ONE

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If I kill all the Auradonians here, can I change history? Probably not.
What did you even do, Dad?
I think I’m too fond of this puppet child. Am I really just trying to pull his strings to my side, or am I actually being a nice person?
fairies suck
Ariel = 9, would be 10 if she actually STOLE stuff.
Moana = 8
Molly = 7
the other girls seem too goody goody for my tastes.
I miss CJ.
this whole bra situation is some Evie-level nonsense. Nobody would believe me if I told them. Still, close to the best trade I've ever made in my life.

MURDER PLANNING

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WEAKEST TARGETS
the rats - killing Basil wouldn't be fun. he's pretty cool. and I wanna meet his ex. Basil is the closest thing to a real friend I've ever had.
the goat — giant horns? huge moron
pretty much all the kids, but I don’t think I’m half that wicked anymore. was I ever? WHY ARE HALF OF THEM ALREADY DEAD
the doll
I could take that old man
that old lady
THAT DAMN DUCK

I should see how much magic I can do here on my own. Test it out. Don’t want to have to kill with my bare hands.

nobody would question gaston being the killer.

I have rum. I have blood. I have my shadow. I know the rituals. I know who to call. I have what it takes to do this.
I'm so damned scared.

I have to do this.

I know there's some sort of. red something? you put across the hearth. will anything red work?

WEEK 2

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I’ve adopted two voodoo dolls, through no fault of my own. I guess I’m just destined for this stuff.

[there is a conspicuous difference between the above and below writing. the latter is harsh and aggressive, like the pen was pressed down hard into the paper.]

mim died. good riddance. not sure how i’ll explain it to maddy, but. not sure she’ll really care all that much, either.
the doll did it. she egged him into it. but the phantom wants his blood.
randall is gonna die for what he did to me. don’t mess with my head.
that’s why I’m mad. has to be. can’t be that. why would I care if his feelings got hurt. when have I ever cared at all.
he knows I didn’t mean it.

WEEK 3

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I can’t believe the wand is actually here. and that Chad’s dad has it. what VK wouldn’t kill for the opportunity I have?
there’s nothing I can do for this dad. but I still have the one back home, my real one. still sitting at home, dreaming of New Orleans, of magic.
so many of the good people here seem to realize how messed up everything is! it’d be so easy to trick them all into helping me liberate the Isle!
one of the kids died. everyone’s beat up about it. I guess I know why. his death isn’t any worse than anybody else’s.
and then one of the other kids was the murderer. Pan’s girl. everyone lost their minds over it. I think I was too mean over it, though. I just hate how people act about this kinda stuff.
I think Ariel and I are dating?

WEEK 4

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i wish evie was here to tell me how kissing a girl works
i’ve never wished evie was anywhere
BASIL……
gaston is. something or other. I keep thinking about Gil. he’s gotta be someone else’s kid.
kim is gonna be so disappointed when she realizes I really am what I say I am.
I’M GONNA GO HOME AND KICK CHAD RIGHT IN HIS CHARMINGS FOR WHAT HIS DAD PULLED THAT WAS SOME GRADE-A NONSENSE
Arrow got killed by the puppet kid. he didn’t really mean it; he was just a minion. I know how that feels.
if I kill anyone, it’ll be that damn duck.
is dad comfortable? it's the least I could do. I always had a bed growing up. that's something to pay him back for.

WEEK 5

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That was an absolute nightmare. I never want to think about it again.
if I had an older sister, she’d probably be a complete jerk, but I’d wish she would be like Kim.
OH MY BADNESS IT WAS TRUE LOVE’S KISS HOW MUCH OF A MORON AM I
kissing is way harder than all the stories make it seem
Somebody really went above and beyond today.



i can’t like people anymore

WEEK 6

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does love feel different from like
I want to love her. I will never have it better than I do right now.
her voice is beautiful. I love her voice, at least. but so did Ursula.
her hair is so long. I don’t know any other redheads.
and she’s interested in what I have to say! it’s not like talking with CJ, where it better be about pranks or plunder or boats or she won’t even give you the time of day. and we like all the same stuff, too! except my villainy stuff, but I can’t expect her to be too into that.
Chad’s dad cheated me out of getting to watch King Beast die.
but I have the wand.
THE wand.

I think I need to make my move this week. this seals the deal.

WEEK 7

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I think I’ll actually miss some of these people when they’re dead.
Louis and Marco have been really kind to me. And Basil is such a good... friend? I think. they won’t deserve what happens, but it has to.
I’ll stop feeling guilty once Ariel's soul is safe. once I get everyone back home to help me save them. it's all worth it in the end.

EVERYONE HERE DESERVES EXACTLY WHAT’S COMING TO THEM

I’m bringing the wand to trial. just in case. I could fight my way out. I’m strong enough to.

and if I'm caught

well

he'll regret messing with a facilier