THE DIARY OF ONE MISS FREDDIE FACILER

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[on the bedside table, there is a pile of papers ripped off the notepad. they are covered in notes, written in a neat hand.]

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WEEK ONE

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If I kill all the Auradonians here, can I change history? Probably not.
What did you even do, Dad?
I think I’m too fond of this puppet child. Am I really just trying to pull his strings to my side, or am I actually being a nice person?
fairies suck
Ariel = 9, would be 10 if she actually STOLE stuff.
Moana = 8
Molly = 7
the other girls seem too goody goody for my tastes.
I miss CJ.
this whole bra situation is some Evie-level nonsense. Nobody would believe me if I told them. Still, close to the best trade I've ever made in my life.